So part of being an intern involves Learning Lunches, which take place once a week. At said lunches, interns gather to eat ham and cheese McCanwiches (no kidding) and watch power point presentations on different ad topics. Today's was Account Management and You (again with the not kidding). I learned that the best part of Account Management and Me is that learning about it can be written off as a working lunch and one can (hypothetically) get paid to spend an hour doodling stick figures commiting various forms of self-mutilation in the margins of her notebook.